This week’s Ass Parade shows why all my friends take restaurant recommendations from me! I take a couple of my friends to an Asian spot I’ve been to before. The food is okay, but like I said, I’ve been here before and I know what goes down after dark. I start chatting with the waitress – one of the hottest Asian women that I’ve ever seen. She’s kind of skeptical when I ask her about the “special menu” but finally she gives in and lets my homie have it. Man, can this girl get down with a mean blow job! Then another hottie comes in to give a helping hand followed by some naked sushi.